Don McClean Was a Truck Drivin' Man

...and you know what, an astute reader has alerted me that I got both the title AND artist's name incorrect. The song is "American Pie" by Don McClean, not "The Day the Music Died" by Jim Croce. All I can say about this horrible horrible error is that I only have time to write, not edit OR fact check. I totally get an F in pop culture today. I feel a little sick, to tell you the truth.